Birthday buddies

“It’s my birthday on Sunday,” I told Gareth at work the other day. He peered at me over his monitor. “Do you share your birthday with anyone famous?” he asked. I thought about it. “David Spade,” I told him. He tutted and shook his head. “That’s such a you thing to say.”

Dictaphone brain

I had a disagreement with Gareth today. ‘I read your blog,’ he told me, belligerently. ‘Did you like it?’ I asked. ‘No. I never said that thing you said I said.’ I was confused. Sometimes I do make things up (I like fibbing) but I  thought I’d been pretty honest in the retelling of the … More Dictaphone brain