I went to London last weekend with my family. It was lovely, we spent the day in Winter Wonderland, had an amazing meal, then caught a show – One Man, Two Guv’nors, which was hilarious, in case you were wondering. Watching an old man repeatedly fall down a flight of stairs is actually much funnier … More stained
Ian and I went for Sunday roast with my family earlier, as we usually do. It’s always an amusing affair, usually because my nana is off following her own train of thought and throws the odd non-sequitur in at a crucial juncture. Here is what happened this week. “Did you like the peas?” my mum … More Doctor Who?
At work today my phone beeped to tell me it had failed to download a picture message from my sister. One single picture message – only one. Beep beep, it said, forlornly. It’s ok, Phone, I told it. It’s from my sister. It’s probably a picture of a fat pigeon or our dad asleep in … More Beep beep.
I went out with some of my favourite people last night for a few drinks in our local. Sara and I were a bit giggly, as we’d managed to get through a bottle of wine before Ian arrived to take us to the pub, which is (I think) a first for us – finishing a … More A knight is sworn to valor
I went out with my sister for dinner this evening, to an Indian restaurant we’re particularly fond of because the waiters are super nice. They even recognise us, which is really bizarre, because an interesting/boring fact about me is that no one ever remembers who I am. I have a very unrecognisable face, apparently. When … More Coked up to the eyeballs