a collection of ridiculous happenings

June 3, 2009

@nicbatchelor You're beautiful and I haven't seen your house but I once saw a picture of one of the rooms and thoug… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
THE BEST WAY TO ASK IF SOMEONE IS WITH CHILD "Are you pregnant, or do you just have lots of snacks in the front po… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
Amanda 2020: Hey there lil dude twitter.com/jonronson/stat… 3 days ago
@jodiedoubleday They took ten minutes in a microwave and then I put them in the oven for ages and they tasted AWFUL 1 week ago
I just did something I swore I'd never do and bought frozen jacket potatoes because I wanted jacket potatoes and I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago